Inftead of trumpet and of drum, That makes the warrior's ftomach come, By thunder turn'd to vinegar. (For if a trumpet found, or drum beat, Who has not a month's mind to combat?) A fqueaking engine he apply'd Unto his neck, on north-east fide, Juft where the hangman does difpofe, 115 To fpecial friends, the knot of noose : For 'tis great grace, when statesmen straight His warped ear hung o'er the strings, Which was but foufe to chitterlings: 120 For guts, fome write, ere they are fodden, From whence men borrow every kind Of minstrelsy by string or wind. His grifly beard was long and thick, 125 130 In obferve in this place, that we have the exact characters of the ufual attendants at a bear-baiting fully drawn, and a catalogue of warriors, conformable to the practice of Epic poets. Kings were proclaim'd by a horse that neigh'd). The knee with one of timber 's propt, With truncheon tipp'd with iron head, With folemn march, and ftately pace, 155 This Ver. 147. Next march'd brave Orfin.] Next follow'd, in the two first editions of 1663. Joshua Gofling, who kept bears at Paris-garden in Southwark. However, fays Sir Roger, he food hard and fat for the Rump Parliament. This leader was of knowledge great, Either for charge or for retreat : So lawyers, left the Bear defendant, And plaintiff Dog, fhould make an end on 't, Bred up, where difcipline moft rare is, 160 165 170 They 'ad found out of an antique engine, To root out all the weeds, that grow In public gardens, at a blow, 180 And Ver. 159, 160.] Thus altered in the edition of 1674, Knew when t' engage his bear pell-mell, And when to bring him off as well. Pell-mell, i, e. confufedly, without order. And leave th' herbs ftanding. Quoth Sir Sun, Not done! quoth Statefman; Yes, an 't please ye, Why then let's know it, quoth Apollo: 185 A drum! (quoth Phoebus) Troth that 's true, A pretty invention, quaint and new: But though of voice and inftrument 190 195 200 None Ver. 194.] The Houfe of Commons, even before the Rump had murdered the King, and expelled the Houfe of Lords, ufurped many branches of the Royal Prerogative, and particularly this for granting licences. for new inventions. None ever acted both parts bolder, Both of a chieftain and a foldier. Who, that their base-births might be hid Made Jupiter himself, and others O' th' Gods, gallants to their own mothers, (Of which old Homer first made lampoons) Was his undoubted ancestor; From him his great forefathers came, And in all ages bore his name: Learn'd he was in med'cinal lore, 205 210 215 220 For by his fide a pouch he wore, Replete with strange hermetic powder, That wounds nine miles point-blank would folder; By skilful chemift, with great coft, Extracted from a rotten post; But of a heavenlier influence Than that which mountebanks difpenfe; 225 230 Though Ver. 211.] This is one inftance of the Author's making great things little, though his talent lay chiefly the other way. |