Jaq. But, for the seventh cause; how did you find the quarrel on the seventh cause?adem Touch. Upon a lie seven times removed; bear your body more seemingly, Audry: as thus, sir. I did dislike the cut of a certain courtier's beard; he sent me word, if I said his beard was not cut well, he was in the mind it was: this is called the Retort courteous. If I sent him word again, it was not well cut, he would send me word, he cut it to please himself: this is called the Quip modest. If again, it was not well cut, he disabled my judgment: this is called the Reply churlish. If again, it was not well cut, he would answer, I spake not true: this is called the Reproof valiant. If again, it was not well cut, he would say, I lie: this is called the Countercheck quarrelsome : and so to the Lie circumstantial, and the Lie direct. Jaq. And how oft did you say, his beard was not well cut? Touch. I durst go no farther than the Lie circumstantial, nor he durst not give me the Lie direct; so we measured swords, and parted. Jaq. Can you nominate in order now the degrees of the lie? Touch. O sir, we quarrel in print, by the book; as you have books for good manners: I will name you the degrees. The first, the Retort courteous; the second, the Quip modest; the third, the Reply churlish; the fourth, the Reproof valiant; the fifth, the Countercheck quarrelsome; the sixth, the Lie with circumstance; the seventh, the Lie direct. All these you may avoid, but the Lie direct; and you may avoid that, too, with an If. I knew when seven justices could not take up a quarrel; but when the parties were met themselves, one of them thought but of an If, as, "If you said so, then I said so; " and they shook hands, and swore brothers. Your If is the only peacemaker; much virtue in If. Jay. Is not this a rare fellow, my lord? he's as good at any thing, and yet a fool. Duke S. He uses his folly like a stalking-horse, and under the presentation of that, he shoots his wit. SHAKSPEARE. AN ANSWER TO FIT ANY QUESTION. COUNTESS CLOWN. Count. Come on, sir; I shall now put you to the hight of your breeding. Clo. I will show myself highly fed, and lowly taught: I know my business is but to the court. Count. To the court! why, what place make you special, when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court! Clo. Truly, madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and, indeed, such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court. But, for me, I have an answer will serve all men. Count. Will your answer serve fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney. As a scolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. Count. Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all questions? Clo. From below your duke, to beneath your constable, it will fit any question. Count. It must be an answer of most monstrous size, that must fit all demands. Clo. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should speak truth of it: here it is, and all that belongs to 't: Ask me, if I am a courtier; it shall do you no harm to learn. Count. To be young again, if we could: I will be a fool in question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, sir, are you a courtier ? Clo. O Lord, sir, more, a hundred of them. There's a simple putting off; -more, Count. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you. Count. I think, sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. Clo. O Lord, sir, Spare not me. Count. Do you cry, "O Lord, sir," at your whipping, and spare not me?" Indeed, your "O lord, sir," is very sequent to your whipping; you would answer very well to a whipping, if you were but bound to 't. Clo. I ne'er had worse luck in my life, in my I see, things may serve long, but not serve ever. “O Lord, sir.” Count. I play the noble housewife with the time, to entertain it so merrily with a fool. Clo. O Lord, sir,- Why, ther 't serves well again. Count. An end, sir, to your business: Give Helen this, And urge her to a present answer back: Commend me to my kinsmen, and my son; This is not much. Clo. Not much commendation to them. You understand me? Clo. Most fruitfully; I am there before my legs. SHAKSPEARE. Iago. My noble Lord. Oth. What dost thou say, Iago? Oth. He did, from first to last: Why dost thou ask? No further harm. Oth. Why of thy thought, Iago? Iago. I did not think, he had been acquainted with her. Iago. Indeed? Oth. Indeed! ay, indeed :- -Discern'st thou aught in that? Is he not honest ? By heaven, he echoes me, As if there were some monster in his thought Too hideous to be shown. Thou dost mean something: my whole course of wooing, thou cry'dst, Indeed! Iago. My lord, you know I love you. Oth. I think, thou dcst: for I know thou art full of love and honesty, み And weigh'st thy words before thou giv'st them breath, Iago. For Michael Cassio, I dare be sworn, I think that he is honest. Oth. I think so too. Iago. Men should be what they seem, Or, those that be not, 'would they might seem none ! I think that Cassio is an honest man. Why then, I pray thee, speak to me as to thy thinkings, As thou dost ruminate; and give thy worst of thoughts Iago. Good my lord, pardon me : Though I am bound to every act of duty, I am not bound to that all slaves are free to, ME I Utter my thoughts? Why, say, they are vile and false, → Sometimes intrude not? who has a breast so pure, Keep leets, and law-days, and in sessions sit With meditations lawful? Oth. Thou dost conspire against thy friend, Lago, Iago. You'd take no notice; nor build yourself a trouble Oth. ། What dost thou mean?o? Iago. Good name, in man, and woman, dear my lord, Is the immediate jewel of their souls; Who steals my purse, steals trash; this something, nothing; 'T was mine, 't is his, and has been slave to thousands; Iago. You cannot, if my heart were in your hand;ph Nor shall not, whilst 't is in my custody. Oth. Ha! Iago. O, beware, my lord, of jealousy. It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock The meat it feeds on: That cuckold lives in bliss, jadi sua Who, certain of his fate, loves not his wronger; But, 0, what damned minutes tells he o'er, Who dotes, yet doubts; suspects, yet strongly loves Įnaii I Oth. O misery! Iago. Poor, and content, is rich, and rich enough; But riches, fineless, is as poor as winter, To him that ever fears he shall be poor: Good heaven, the souls of all my tribe defend From jealousy! Oth vom ein Why? why is this? Think'st thou, I'd make a life of jealousy, To follow still the changes of the moon With fresh suspicions? No: to be once in doubt, og d When I shall turn the business of my soul To such exsufficate and blown surmises, bone dosage yl my Nor from mine own weak merits will I drawoude Iago. I am glad of this, for now I shall have reason |