Quic. Does he not wear a great round beard, like a glover's paring-knife ? Sim. No, forsooth; he hath but a little wee-face, with a little yellow beard, a Cain-colour'd beard. Quic. A foftly-fprighted man, is he not? Sim. Ay, forsooth; but he is as tall a man of his hands, as any is between this and his head: he hath fought with a warrener. Quic. How say you? oh, I should remember him; does he not hold up his head, as it were? and strut in his gate ? Sim. Yes, indeed, does he. Quic. Well, heav'n send Anne Page no worse fortune! Tell master parson Evans, I'll do what I can for your master: Anne is a good girl, and I wish Enter Rugby. Rug. Out, alas! here comes my master. Quic. We shall all be shent; run in here, good young man; go into this closet; [Shuts Simple in the clofet.] He will not stay long. What, John Rugby! John! what, John, I say; go, John, go enquire for my mafter; I doubt, he be not well, that he comes [Sings. not home: and down, down, a-down-a, &c. Caius. Vat is you fing? I do not like des toys; pray you, go and vetch me in my closet un boitier verd; a box, a green-a box; do intend vat I speak? a green-a box. Quic. Ay, forsooth, I'll fetch it you.. I am glad, he went not in himself; if he had found the young man, he would have been horn-mad. [Afide. Caius. Fe, fe, fe, fe, mai foi, il fait ford chaud, je m'en vaie à la Cour la grande affaire. Quic. Is it this, Sir? Caius. Ouy, mettez le au mon pocket; Depéchez, quickly; ver is dat knave Rugby? Quic. What, John Rugby! John! Rug. Here, Sir. Caius. You are John Rugby, and you are Jack Rugby; come, take-a your rapier, and come after my heel to the Court. Rug. 'Tis ready, Sir, here in the porch. Caius. By my trot, I tarry too long: od's me! Qu ay j'oublie? dere is some simples in my closet, dat I will not for the varld I shall leave behind. Quic. Ay-me, he'll find the young man there, and be mad. Caius. O Diable, Diable! vat is in my closet? vil laine, Larron! Rugby, my rapier. [Pulls Simple out of the closet. Quic. Good master be content. Caius. Wherefore shall I be content-a? Quic. The young man is an honest man. Caius. What shall de honest man do in my closet? dere is no honest man, dat shall come in my clofet. Quic. I beseech you, be not fo flegmatick; hear the truth of it. He came of an errand to me from parfon Hugh. Caius. Vell. Sim. Ay, forsooth, to defire her to Caius. Peace-a your tongue. Speak-a your tale. Sim. To defire this honest gentlewoman, your maid, to fpeak a good word to mistress Anne Page for my mafter in the way of marriage, Hh 3 Quic. Quic. This is all, indeed-la; but I'll never put my finger in the fire, and need not. Caius. Sir Hugh fend-a-you? Rugby, baillez me fome paper; tarry you a little while. Quic. I am glad he is so quiet; if he had been thoroughly moved, you should have heard him so loud, and fo melancholy. But notwithstanding, man, I'll do for your master what good I can; and the very yea and the no is, the French Doctor my master. (I may call him my master, look you, for I keep his house, and I wash, wring, brew, bake, scour, dress meat and drink, make the beds, and do all myself.) Sim. 'Tis a great charge to come under one body's hand. Quic. Are you a-vis'd o' that? you shall find it a great charge; and to be up early and down late. But notwithstanding, to tell you in your ear, I would have no words of it, my master himself is in love with miftress Anne Page; but, notwithstanding that, I know Anne's mind, that's neither here nor there. Caius. You jack'nape; give-a this letter to Sir Hugh; by gar, it is a shallenge: I will cut his throat in de parke, and I will teach a scurvy jack-a-nape priest to meddle or make- you may be gone; it is not good you tarry here; by gar, I will cut all his two stones; by gar, he shall not have a stone to trow at his dog. [Exit Simple. Quic. Alas, he speaks but for his friend. Caius. It is no matter'a ver dat: do you not tell-a-me, dat I shall have Anne Page for myself? by gar, I vill kill de jack prieft; and I have appointed mine hoft of de Farterre to measure our weapon; by gar, I will myfelf have Anne Page. Quic. Sir, the maid loves you, and all shall be well: we must give folks leave to prate; what, the goujere! Caius. Rugby, come to the Court with me; است by gar, if I have not Anne Page, I shall turn your head out of my door; follow my heels, Rugby. [Ex. Caius and Rugby. Quic. You shall have An fools-head of your own. No, I know Anne's mind for that; never a Woman in Windfor knows more of Anne's mind than I do, nor can do more than I do with her, I thank heav'n. Fent. (within.) Who's within there, hoa? Quic, Who's there, I trow, come near the house I pray you. SCENE XI. Enter Mr. Fenton. Fent. How now, good woman, how dost thou ? Quic. The better, that it pleases your good worship to afk. Fent. What news? how does pretty mistress Anne? Quic. In truth, Sir, and she is pretty, and honeft, and gentle; and one that is your friend, I can tell you that by the way, I praise heav'n for it. Fent. Shall I do any good, think'st thou? shall I not lofe my fuit ? Quic. Troth, Sir, all is in his hands above; but notwithstanding, master Fenton, I'll be sworn on a book, she loves you-Have not your worship a wart above your eye? Fent. Yes, marry, have I? and what of that? Quic. Well, thereby hangs a tale; good faith, it is fuch another Nan; but, I deteft, an honest maid as ever broke bread; we had an hour's talk of that wart:I shall never laugh but in that maid's company!-But, indeed, she is given too much to allicholly and musing; but for you Wellgo to Fent. Well, I shall fee her to day; hold, there's mony for thee: let me have thy voice in my behalf; if thou seest her before me, commend me Quic. Will I? ay, faith, that we will: and I will tell Hh 4 tell your worship more of the wart, the next time we have confidence, and of other wooers.. Fen. Well, farewel, I am in great hafte now. [Exit. Quic. Farewel to your worship. Truly, an honest gentleman, but Anne loves him not; I know Anne's mind as well as another does. Out upon't, what have I forgot? [Exit. ACT II. SCENE I. W Before Page's House. Enter Mrs. Page, with a Letter. Mrs. PAGE. HAT, have I scap'd love-letters in the holyday-time of my beauty, and am I now a fub ject for them? let me fee: Ask me no reason, why I love you; for the love ufe reason for his precisians, he admits him not far his counfellor: you are not young, no more am I; go to then, Maine, in his City match, I did commend A great PRECISIAN to her, for ber woman. WARBURTON. Precisian. Of this word I do not see any meaning that is very appofite to the present intention. Perhaps Falstaff said, Though love use reason as his physician, be admits him not for bis counsel. lor. This will be plain sense. Afk not the reason of my love; the Business of Reason is not to assist love but to cure it. there's |