Of foreign tyrants and of nymphs at home;
Here thou, great Anna, whom three realms obey,
Dost sometimes counsel take-and sometimes tea.
Hither the heroes and the nymphs resort,
To taste a while the pleasures of a court.
In various talk th' instructive hours they passed:
Who gave the ball, or paid the visit last;
One speaks the glory of the British Queen,
And one describes a charming Indian screen;
A third interprets motions, looks, and eyes;
At ev'ry word a reputation dies.
Snuff or the fan supply each pause of chat,
With singing, laughing, ogling, and all that.

Meanwhile, declining from the noon of day,
The sun obliquely shoots his burning ray;
The hungry judges soon the sentence sign,
And wretches hang that jurymen may dine;

The merchant from th' Exchange returns in peace;

And the long labours of the toilet cease.

Belinda now, whom thirst of fame invites,
Burns to encounter two advent'rous knights,
At ombre singly to decide their doom,

And swells her breast with conquests yet to come.
Straight the three bands prepare in arms to join,
Each band the number of the sacred Nine.
Soon as she spreads her hand, th' aërial guard
Descend, and sit on each important card:
First Ariel perched upon a Matadore,
Then each according to the rank they bore;
For sylphs, yet mindful of their ancient race,
Are, as when women, wondrous fond of place.
Behold four Kings in majesty revered,

With hoary whiskers and a forky beard;

And four fair Queens, whose hands sustain a flow'r,
Th' expressive emblem of their softer pow'r;
Four Knaves in garbs succinct, a trusty band,

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Caps on their heads, and halberts in their hand;

And parti-coloured troops, a shining train,

Draw forth to combat on the velvet plain.

The skilful nymph reviews her force with care:

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"Let spades be trumps!" she said, and trumps they were.

Now move to war her sable Matadores,
In show like leaders of the swarthy Moors.
Spadillio first, unconquerable lord,

Led off two captive trumps, and swept the board.
As many more Manillio forced to yield,

And marched a victor from the verdant field.
Him Basto followed; but his fate, more hard,
Gained but one trump and one plebeian card.
With his broad sabre next, a chief in years,
The hoary Majesty of Spades appears;
Puts forth one manly leg, to sight revealed,
The rest his many-coloured robe concealed.

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The rebel Knave, who dares his prince engage,

Proves the just victim of his royal rage.

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Ev'n mighty Pam, that kings and queens o'erthrew,

And mowed down armies in the fights of Loo,

Sad chance of war! now destitute of aid,
Falls undistinguished by the victor Spade!

Thus far both armies to Belinda yield;
Now to the Baron Fate inclines the field.
His warlike Amazon her host invades,

Th' imperial consort of the Crown of Spades:
The Club's black tyrant first her victim died,
Spite of his haughty mien and barb'rous pride;
What boots the regal circle on his head,
His giant limbs, in state unwieldy spread,
That long behind he trails his pompous robe,
And of all monarchs only grasps the globe?
The Baron now his Diamonds pours apace!

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Th' embroidered King, who shows but half his face,

And his refulgent Queen, with pow'rs combined,

Of broken troops an easy conquest find.

Clubs, Diamonds, Hearts, in wild disorder seen,

With throngs promiscuous strew the level green.

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Thus when, dispersed, a routed army runs,

Of Asia's troops and Afric's sable sons,

With like confusion diff'rent nations fly,

Of various habit and of various dye;

The pierced battalions disunited fall,

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In heaps on heaps; one fate o'erwhelms them all.
The Knave of Diamonds tries his wily arts,

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And wins (oh, shameful chance!) the Queen of Hearts.
At this the blood the virgin's cheek forsook;

A livid paleness spreads o'er all her look;

She sees, and trembles at th' approaching ill,
Just in the jaws of ruin and codille.

And now (as oft in some distempered state)
On one nice trick depends the gen'ral fate:
An Ace of Hearts steps forth; the King, unseen,
Lurked in her hand, and mourned his captive Queen;
He springs to vengeance with an eager pace,
And falls like thunder on the prostrate Ace.
The nymph, exulting, fills with shouts the sky;
The walls, the woods, and long canals reply.

Oh, thoughtless mortals! ever blind to Fate,
Too soon dejected, and too soon elate!
Sudden these honours shall be snatched away,
And cursed forever this victorious day.

For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned, 105 The berries crackle, and the mill turns round;

On shining altars of japan they raise

The silver lamp; the fiery spirits blaze;
From silver spouts the grateful liquors glide,
While China's earth receives the smoking tide:

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At once they gratify their scent and taste,
And frequent cups prolong the rich repast.
Straight hover round the fair her airy band;
Some, as she sipped, the fuming liquor fanned,
Some o'er her lap their careful plumes displayed,
Trembling, and conscious of the rich brocade.
Coffee (which makes the politician wise,

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And see through all things with his half-shut eyes)

Sent up in vapours to the Baron's brain

New stratagems the radiant lock to gain.

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Ah, cease, rash youth! desist ere 't is too late;
Fear the just gods, and think of Scylla's fate:
Changed to a bird, and sent to flit in air,
She dearly pays for Nisus' injured hair!
But when to mischief mortals bend their will,
How soon they find fit instruments of ill!
Just then, Clarissa drew with tempting grace
A two-edged weapon from her shining case:

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So ladies in romance assist their knight,
Present the spear, and arm him for the fight.

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He takes the gift with rev'rence, and extends
The little engine on his fingers' ends;
This just behind Belinda's neck he spread,
As o'er the fragrant steams she bends her head.
Swift to the lock a thousand sprites repair;

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A thousand wings, by turns, blow back the hair;
And thrice they twitched the diamond in her ear;

Thrice she looked back, and thrice the foe drew near.

Just in that instant, anxious Ariel sought

The close recesses of the virgin's thought;
As, on the nosegay in her breast reclined,
He watched th' ideas rising in her mind,
Sudden he viewed, in spite of all her art,
An earthly lover lurking at her heart.
Amazed, confused, he found his pow'r expired,
Resigned to Fate, and with a sigh retired.

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The peer now spreads the glitt'ring forfex wide

T' inclose the lock; now joins it, to divide.

Ev'n then, before the fatal engine closed,
A wretched sylph too fondly interposed;

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Fate urged the shears, and cut the sylph in twain
(But airy substance soon unites again);
The meeting points the sacred hair dissever
From the fair head forever and forever!

Then flashed the living lightning from her eyes,
And screams of horror rend th' affrighted skies.
Not louder shrieks to pitying Heaven are cast,
When husbands or when lap-dogs breathe their last,
Or when rich China vessels, fall'n from high,
In glitt'ring dust and painted fragments lie!
"Let wreaths of triumph now my temples twine!"
The victor cried; "the glorious prize is mine!
While fish in streams, or birds delight in air,
Or in a coach and six the British fair;

As long as 'Atalantis' shall be read,
Or the small pillow grace a lady's bed;
While visits shall be paid on solemn days,

When num'rous wax-lights in bright order blaze;
While nymphs take treats, or assignations give;

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So long my honour, name, and praise shall live!"

What Time would spare, from steel receives its date;

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And monuments, like men, submit to Fate.

Steel could the labour of the gods destroy,

And strike to dust th' imperial tow'rs of Troy.

Steel could the works of mortal pride confound,

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And hew triumphal arches to the ground.

What wonder then, fair nymph, thy hair should feel
The conqu❜ring force of unresisted steel?

CANTO IV

But anxious cares the pensive nymph opprest,
And secret passions laboured in her breast.
Not youthful kings in battle seized alive,
Not scornful virgins who their charms survive,
Not ardent lovers robbed of all their bliss,
Not ancient ladies when refused a kiss,

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Not tyrants fierce that unrepenting die,

Not Cynthia when her manteau's pinned awry,

E'er felt such rage, resentment, and despair

As thou, sad virgin, for thy ravished hair.

ΙΟ

For, that sad moment when the sylphs withdrew,
And Ariel weeping from Belinda flew,
Umbriel, a dusky, melancholy sprite
As ever sullied the fair face of light,

Down to the central earth, his proper scene,
Repaired to search the gloomy cave of Spleen.
Swift on his sooty pinions flits the gnome,
And in a vapour reached the dismal dome.
No cheerful breeze this sullen region knows,
The dreaded east is all the wind that blows.
Here in a grotto, sheltered close from air,

And screened in shades from day's detested glare,
She sighs forever on her pensive bed,
Pain at her side, and Megrim at her head.

Two handmaids wait the throne, alike in place,

But diff'ring far in figure and in face.

Here stood Ill-Nature like an ancient maid,

Her wrinkled form in black and white arrayed;

With store of pray'rs, for mornings, nights, and noons,
Her hand is filled, her bosom with lampoons.

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