forty, fifty, a hundred ducats a-piece, for his pic-straight: Come, give us a taste of your quality ;+ ture in little. 'Sblood, there is something in this come, a passionate speech. more than natural, if philosophy could find it out. [Flourish of trumpets within. 1 Play. What speech, my lord? Ham. I heard thee speak me a speech once,but it was never acted; or, if it was, not above once: for the play, I remember, pleased not the million; 'twas caviare? to the general:10 but it was (as I received it, and others, whose judgments, in such matters, cried in the top!l of mine,) an excellent play; well digested in the scenes, set down with as much modesty as cunning. I remember, Guil. There are the players. Ham. Gentlemen, you are welcome to Elsinore. Your hands. Come then: the appurtenance of welcome is fashion and ceremony: let me comply2 with you in this garb; lest my extent to the players, which, I tell you, must show fairly outward, should more appear like entertainment than yours. You are welcome but my uncle-father, and aunt-one said, there were no sallads in the lines, to mother, are deceived. : Guil. In what, my dear lord? Ham. I am but mad north-north-west: when the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a hand-saw. Enter Polonius. Pol. Well be with you, gentlemen! Ham. Hark you, Guildenstern ;-and you too; -at each ear a hearer: that great baby, you see there, is not yet out of his swaddling-clouts. Ros. Happily, he's the second time come to them; for, they say, an old man is twice a child. Ham. I will prophesy, he comes to tell me of the players; mark it.-You say right, sir: o'Monday morning 'twas then, indeed. : Pol. My lord, I have news to tell you. Pol. The actors are come hither, my lord. Pol. Upon my honour, Ham. Then came each actor on his ass, make the matter savoury; nor no matter in the The rugged Pyrrhus, like the Hyrcanian beast,—— Pol. The best actors in the world, either for And thus o'er-sized with coagulate gore, tragedy, comedy, history, pastoral, pastoral-comi-Iith eyes like carbuncles, the hellish Pyrrhus cal, historical-pastoral [tragical-historical, tragical-Old grandsire Priam seeks;-So proceed you. comical-historical-pastoral,] scene individable, or poem unlimited: Seneca cannot be too heavy, nor Pol. 'Fore God, my lord, well spoken; with good Plautus too light. For the law of writ,3 and the accent, and good discretion. liberty, these are the only men. Ham. O Jephthah, judge of Israel,-what a treasure hadst thou! Pol. What a treasure had he, my lord? Ham. Nay, that follows not. Pol. What follows then, my lord? Ham. Why, As by lot, God wot, and then, you know, It came to pass, As most like it was,-The first row of the pious chanson4 will show you more; for look, my abridgment comes. Enter four or five Players. 1 Play. Anon he finds him But, as we often see, against some storm, A silence in the heavens, the rack16 stand still, The bold winds speechless, and the orb below You are welcome, masters; Welcome, all :-I am As hush as death; anon the dreadful thunder glad to see thee well-welcome, good friends.- Doth rend the region: So, after Pyrrhus' pause, O, old friend! Why, thy face is valenceds since I A roused vengeance sets him new a-work ; saw thee last; Com'st thou to beard me in Den-And never did the Cyclops' hammers fall mark?-What! my young lady and mistress! By'r-On Mars's armour, forg'd for proof eterne,17 lady, your ladyship is nearer to heaven, than when With less remorse than Pyrrhus' bleeding sword I saw you last, by the altitude of a chopine. Pray Now falls on Priam.— God, your voice, like a piece of uncurrent gold, be|Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune! All you gods, not cracked with the ring.-Masters, you are all welcome. We'll e'en to't like French falconers, fly at any thing we see: We'll have a speech (1) Miniature. (2) Compliment. (3) Writing. In general synod, take away her power; (10) Multitude. (11) Above. (12) Convict. But if the gods themselves did see her then, When she saw Pyrrhus make malicious sport In mincing with his sword her husband's limbs; The instant burst of clamour that she made (Unless things mortal move them not at all,) Would have made milch the burning eye of heaven, And passion in the gods. Pol. Look, whether he has not turn'd his colour, and has tears in's eyes. -Pr'ythee, no more. Ham. 'Tis well; I'll have thee speak out the rest of this soon.-Good my lord, will you see the players well bestowed? Do you hear, let them be well used; for they are the abstract, and brief chronicles, of the time; After your death you were better have a bad epitaph, than their ill report while you live. Pol. My lord, I will use them according to their desert. Ham. Odd's bodikin, man, much better: Use every man after his desert, and who shall 'scape whipping? Use them after your own honour and dignity: The less they deserve, the more merit is in your bounty. Take them in. Pol. Come, sirs. 1 Play. Ay, my lord. Ham. Very well.-Follow that lord; and look you mock him not. [Exit Player.] My good friends, [To Ros, and Guil.] I'll leave you till night: you are welcome to Elsinore. Ros. Good my lord! [Exeunt Ros. and Guil. A broken voice, and his whole function suiting What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, (1) Muffled. (2) Blind. (3) Milky. (5) Unnatural. |Had he the motive and the cue for passion, A dull and muddy-mettled rascal, peak, A'damu'd defeat was made. Am I a coward? lain! Why, what an ass am I! This is most brave; That I, the son of a dear father murder'd, Fie upon't! foh! About my brains! Humph! I have heard, That guilty creatures, sitting at a play, ACT III. (Erit. SCENE 1-A room in the castle. Enter King, Queen, Polonius, Ophelia, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. King. And can you by no drift of conference Get from him, why he puts on this confusion; Grating so harshly all his days of quiet With turbulent and dangerous lunacy? Ros. He does confess, he feels himself distracted; But from what cause, he will by no means speak. Guil. Nor do we find him forward to be sounded; But, with a crafty madness, keeps aloof, When we would bring him on to some confession Of his true state. Queen. Did he receive you well? Ros. Most like a gentleman. Guil. But with much forcing of his disposition. Ros. Niggard of question; but, of our demands (6) Search his wounds. (7) Shrink or start. Good gentlemen, give him a further edge, Her father, and myself (lawful espials,3) Will so bestow ourselves, that seeing, unseen, I shall obey you: may. Madam, I wish it [Exit Queen. Pol. Ophelia, walk you here:-Gracious, so please you, We will bestows ourselves:-Read on this book; That show of such an exercise may colour [Aside. Pol. I hear him coming; let's withdraw, my lord [Exeunt King and Polonius Enter Hamlet. Ham. To be, or not to be, that is the question:- For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, (1) Overtook. (2) Meet. (3) Spies. 9) Rudeness. (8) Consideration. (10) Acquittance. That makes calamity of so long life: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought; And lose the name of action.-Soft you, now! Oph. My lord, I have remembrances of yours That I have longed long to re-deliver; I pray you, now receive them. I never gave you aught. No, not I; Oph. My honour'd lord, you know right well, you did; And, with them, words of so sweet breath compos'd Ham. Ha, ha! are you honest? Ham. Are you fair? Oph. What means your lordship? Ham. That if you be honest, and fair, you should admit no discourse to your beauty. Oph. Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty? Ham. Ay, truly; for the power of beauty will sooner transform honesty from what it is to a bawd, than the force of honesty can translate beauty into his likeness; this was some time a paradox, but now the time gives it proof. I did love you once. Oph. Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so. Ham. You should not have believed me for virtue cannot so inoculate our old stock, but we shall relish of it: I loved you not. Oph. I was the more deceived. Ham. Get thee to a nunnery; Why would'st thou be a breeder of sinners? I am myself indifferent honest; but yet I could accuse me of such things, that it were better, my mother had not borne me: I am very proud, revengeful, ambitious; with more offences at my beck, 15 than I have thoughts to put them in, imagination to give them shape, or time to act them in: What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all; believe none of us: Go thy ways to a nunnery. Where's your father? Oph. O, help him, you sweet heavens! Ham. If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry; Be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery; farewell: Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough, what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go; and quickly too. Farewell. Oph. Heavenly powers, restore him! Ham. I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God hath given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name God's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance: Go to; I'll no more of't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go. [Exit Hamlet. Oph. O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown The courtier's, soldier's, scholar's, eye, tongue, sword: The expectancy and rose of the fair state, To have seen what I have seen, see what I see! Re-enter King and Polonius. King. Love! his affections do not that way tend; Nor what he spake, though it lack'd form a little, Was not like madness. There's something in his soul, O'er which his melancholy sits on brood; Thus set it down; He shall with speed to England, Ham. Speak the speech, I pray you, as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue: but if you mouth it, as many of our players do, I had as (1) The model oy whom all endeavoured to form t' emselves. (2) Alienation of mind. (3) Reprimand him with freedom. lief the town-crier spoke my lines. Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus; but use all gently; for in the very torrent, tempest, and (as may say) whirlwind of your passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance, that may give it smoothness. O, it offends me to the soul, to hear a robustious periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split the ears of the groundlings;4 who, for the most part, are capable of nothing but inexplicable dumb show, and noise: I would have such a fellow whipped for o'er-doing Termagant; it out-herods Herod: Pray you, avoid it. 1 Play. I warrant your honour. Ham. Be not too tame neither, but let your own discretion be your tutor: suit the action to the word, the word to the action; with this special observance, that you o'erstep not the modesty of nature: for any thing so overdone is from the purpose of playing, whose end, both at first, and now, was, and is, to hold, as 'twere, the mirror up to nature; to show virtue her own feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time, his form and pressure.6 Now this, overdone, or come tardy off, though it make the unskilful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve: the censure of which one, must, in your allowance, o'er-weigh a whole theatre of others. O, there be players, that I have seen play,-and heard others praise, and that highly,not to speak it profanely, that, neither having the accent of christians, nor the gait of christian, pagan, nor man, have so strutted, and bellowed, that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably. 1 Play. I hope, we have reformed that indiffer. ently with us. Ham. O, reform it altogether. And let those, that play your clowns, speak no more than is set down for them: for there be of them, that will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators to laugh too; though, in the mean time, some necessary questions of the play be then to be considered: that's villanous; and shows a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it. Go, make you ready.[Exeunt Players. Enter Polonius, Rosencrantz, and Guildenstern. How now, my lord? will the king hear this piece of work? Since my dear soul was mistress of her choice, As Vulcan's stithy.2 Give him heedful note: And, after, we will both our judgments join Hor. Well, my lord: King. How fares our cousin Hamlet? Ham. Excellent, i'faith; of the chameleon's dish: I eat the air, promise-crammed: You cannot feed capons so. King. I have nothing with this answer, Hamlet; these words are not mine. Ham. No, nor mine now. My lord,—you played once in the university, you say? [To Polonius, Pol. That did I, my lord; and was accounted a good actor. Ham. And what did you enact? Pol. I did enact Julius Cæsar: I was killed i'the Capitol; Brutus killed me. Ham. It was a brute part of him, to kill so capital a calf there.-Be the players ready? Ros. Ay, my lord; they stay upon your patience. Queen. Come hither, my dear Hamlet, sit by me. Ham. No, good mother, here's metal more attractive. Pol. O ho! do you mark that? [To the King. Ham. Lady, shall I lie in your lap? [Lying down at Ophelia's feet. Oph. No, my lord. Ham. Do you think, I meant country matters? Ham. That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. Ham. Ó! your only jig-naker. What should a|| (1) Secret. (2) Shop: stithy is a smith's shop. (3) Opinion. (4) Wait. (5) The richest dress. (6) Secret wickedness. Iman do, but be merry? for, look you, how cheerfully my mother looks, and my father died within these two hours. Oph. Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord. Ham. So long? Nay, then let the devil wear black, for I'll have a suit of sables. O heavens! die two months ago, and not forgotten yet? Then there's hope, a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: But, by'r-lady, he must build churches then: or else shall he suffer not thinking on, with the hobby-horse; whose epitaph is, For, O, for, O, the hobby-horse is forgot. He Trumpets sound. The dumb show follows. Enter a King and a Queen, very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers; she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried The away. poisoner woos the Queen with gifts; she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but, in the end, accepts his love. [Exeunt. Oph. What means this, my lord? Ham. Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief. Oph. Belike, this show imports the argument of Enter Prologue. the play. Ham. We shall know by this fellow: the players cannot keep counsel; they'll tell all. Oph. Will he tell us what this show meant? Ham. Ay, or any show that you'll show him: Be not you ashamed to show, he'll not shame to tell you what it means. Oph. You are naught, you are naught; I'll mark the play, Pro. For us, and for our tragedy, Here stooping to your clemency, We beg your hearing patiently. Ham. Is this a prologue, or the posy of a ring? Oph. 'Tis brief, my lord. Ham. As woman's love. Enter a King and a Queen. P. King. Full thirty times hath Phoebus' cart gone round Neptune's salt wash, and Tellus orbed ground; And thirty dozen moons, with borrow'd sheen,10 About the world have times twelve thirties been; Since love our hearts, and Hymen did our hands, Unite commutual in most sacred bands. P. Queen. So many journeys inay the sun and moon Make us again count o'er, ere love be done! (7) Short. (8) Car, chariot. (9) The earth' (10) Shining, lustre. (11) Magnitude, proportion. |