APPENDIX: CONTAINING THE AUTHOR'S CONVERSATION WITH HIS BOOKSELLER, &c. SCENE-London, a ВOOKSELLER'S Shop. Enter AUTHOR, smiling and rubbing his Hands. AUTHOR. WELL, SLIDER!—and how d'ye go on with I knew it would answer the trouble I took. my book? I hope that you like my collection of rhymes ;- SLIDER. Run, boy-can't you see that Miss BARBARA SLOP, And my Lady BONTON, are come into the shop? AUTHOR. The copies I sent were but eighty-five score, So I call'd, Mr. SLIDER, on that supposition, Before I came out with my second edition. SLIDER. And another great wit is arriv'd, I declare, Mr. TIGHTBOOT is just stepping out of his chair. Enter Lady BONTON, Miss BARBARA SLOP, and the Hon. Mr. TIGHTBOOT. LADY BONTON. Mr. SLIDER, you've nothing that's clever, I doubt; No book that's engaging and pretty come out. What an age of barbarians! there's nothing, G-d knows, That's worth one's attention, in verse or in prose. AUTHOR, to himself. Now I wonder that blockheadly fellow won't mention My book, which, I'm sure, would engage her attention. How happy, how snug, should I sit here alone, And feel such delight as few authors have known! To be read and admir'd by the wits of the age, And view 'em with raptures turn over my page! MISS BAB. I'm quite cast away, my dear Lady BONTON, LADY BONTON Well! I own there is nothing I meet with too long, That's manly and spirited, nervous and strong; Yet tender and delicate joys can impart, And with sweet sensibility touches my heart. SLIDER. Then, Madam, here's something will please the peruser, "A Pindaric Epistle address'd to a Bruiser." LADY BONTON. O for shame, Mr. SLIDER! you'll make us quite sick; MR. TIGHTBOOT. Why, egad, if to wit there be any pretension, A scoundrel like that is a scandal to ink MISS BAB. The subject's as good as the verse, Sir, I think: LADY BONTON. No-I wish that I knew who the person implied is, In a certain account that he gives of ALCIDES: MISS BAB. Ma'am, the thing of all others he gives me the spleen in, Is, the bringing in POLLUX,-without any meaning. AUTHOR. Racks! tortures! damnation! death! hell! and confusion! They have no kind of taste for a classic allusion! (Aside) |