He struck at the lady, but strange though it seem, WHEN THE KYE COMES HAME. [In the title and chorus of this favorite pastoral song, I choose rather to violate a rule in grammar, than a Scottish phrase so common that when it is altered into the proper way, every shepherd and shepherd's sweetheart account it nonsense. I was once singing it at a wedding with great glee the latter way ("when the kye come hame”) when a tailor, scratching his head, said, “It was a terrible affectit way that!" I stood corrected, and have never sung it so again. - HOGG.] THE VILLAGE OF BALMAQUHAPPLE, D'YE ken the big village of Balmaquhapple, Fling a' aff your bannets, an' kneel for your life, fo'ks, "Oh, blessed St. Andrew, if e'er ye could pity fo'k, An' cheating an' stealing; oh, grant them redemption, "There's Johnny the elder, wha hopes ne'er to need ye, "There's Cappie the cobbler, an' Tammie the tinman, "But for a' the rest, for the women's sake save themTheir bodies at least, an' their sauls if they have them; But it puzzles Jock Lesly, an' sma' it avails, If they dwell in their stommacks, their heads, or their tails, An' save, without word of confession auricular, The clerk's bonny daughters, an' Bell in particular; For ye ken that their beauty's the pride an' the staple Of the great wicked village of Balmaquhapple!" |