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On the arrond helf are several miscellaneous works;

Tailors' bills,
Awdan almme for the year seventeen hundred.

On the third shril, A bundle of Truters unopened, indorned, in the hand tof the dreeaard, ' Letters from tbe old gentleman.'

LA 2018 for the fute,

Toland's Chriftianity not mysterions; and a paper filled with patterns of several fashionable stuff».

On the lowest shell,
One shor,
A pair of suffera.
A French grammar.

A mourning htband; and half a bottle of orquebaugh.

There will be added to those goods, to make a complete auction, a collection of gold stuff boxes and clouded canes, which are to continue in fashion for three months after the sale,

The whole are to be set up and prized by Charles Bubbleboy, who is to open the auction with a speech.



Tux court being prepared for proceeding on the cause of the petticoat, I gave orders to bring in a criminal who was taken up as she went out of the poppet.


show about three nights ago, and was now standing in the street with a great concourse of people about her. Word was brought me that she had endeavour. ed twice or thrice to come in, but could not do it by reason of her petticoat, which was too large for the entrance of my house, though I had ordered both the folding-doors to be thrown open for its reception.Upon this, I desired the jury of matrons, who stood at my right hand, to inform themselves of her condition, and know whether there were any private reasons why she might not make her appearance separate from her petticoat. This was managed with great discretion, and had such an effect, that, upon the return of the verdict from the bench of matrons, I issued out an order forthwith, that the criminal should be stripped of her incumbrances, until she became little enough to enter my house. I had before given directions for an engine of several legs, that could contract or open itself like the top of an umbrella, in order to place the petticoat upon it, by which means I might take a leisurely survey of it, as it should appear in its proper dimensions. This was all done accordingly ; and forthwith,, upon the closing of the engine, the petticoat was brought into court. I then directed the machine to be set upon the table, and dilated in such a manner as to show the garnient in its utmost cir cumference: but my great hall was too narrow for the experiment; for, before it was half unfolded, it described so immoderate a circle that the lower part of it brushed upon my face as I sat in my chair of judicature. I then inquired for the person that belonged to the petticoat; and, to my great surprise, was directed to a very beautiful young damsel, with so pretty a face and shape that I bid her come out of the crowd,


and yestrd het upon a little crock at my left hand. My pretty maid, said I, do you oun yourself to have been the inhabitant of the garment before 118 ? The girl I found had good sense, and told me with a smile, that, not withstanding it was her own petticoat, she should be very glad to see an example made of it; and that she wore it for no other rcawn, but that she had a mind to look as big and burly as other persons of her quality ; that she had kept out of it as long as she could, and until she began to appear little in the eyes of all her acquaintance; that, if she laid it aside, people would think she was not made like other women. I always gave great allowances to the fair sex upon account of the fashion, and therefore was not dis. pleased with the defence of my pretty criminal. I then ordered the vest which stood before us to be drawn up by a pulley to the top of my great halls and afterwards to be spread open by the engine it was placed upon, in such a manner that it formed a very splendid and ample canopy over our heads, and covered the whole court of judicature with a kind of silken rotunda, in its form not unlike the cupola of Saint Paul's. I entered upon the whole causc with grcat satisfaction as I sat under the shadow of it.

The counsel for the petticoat was now called in, and ordered to produce what they had to say against the popular cry which was raised against it. They answered the objections with great strength and solidity of argument, and expatiated in very florid harangues, which they did not fail to get off and furbelow, if I may be allowed the metaphor, with many periodical sentences and turns of oratory. The chief argriments of their client were taken, Girst from the great benefit that might arise to our woollen manufactory from this


invention, which was calculated as follows: the common petticoat has not above four yards in the circumference; whereas this over our heads had more in the semi-diameter ; so that, by allowing it twenty-four yards in the circumference, the five millions of woollen petticoats, which, according to sir William Petty, supposing, what ought to be supposed in a well-governed state, that all petticoats are made of that stuff, would amount to thirty millions of those of the antient mode. A prodigious improvement of the woollen trade! and what could not fail to sink the power of France in a few years.

To introduce the second argument, they begged leave to read a petition of the rope-makers, wherein it was represented that the demand for cords, and the price of them, were much risen since this fashion came up. At this, all the company who were present lifted up their eyes into the vault; and I must confess we did discover many traces of cordage, which were interwoven in the stiffening of the drapery.

A third argument was founded upon a petition of the Greenland trade, which likewise represented the great consumption of whale-bone which would be occasioned by the present fashion, and the benefit which would thereby accrue to that branch of the British trade.

To conclude, they gently touched upon the weight and unwieldiness of the garment, which they insinuated might be of great use to preserve the honour of families.

These arguments would have wrought very much upon me, as I then told the company in a long and elaborate discourse, had I not considered the great and additional expense which such fashions would bring upon fathers and husbands; and therefore by no means to be thought of until some years after a peace. I reception of the cold and the hungry, whom at the same time I relieved with a very plentiful alms, by strewing corn and seeds upon the floors and shelves. But Diky, without any rigard to the laws of hospitality, considered the care


mente as so many traps, and used every bird as a prisoner at discretion. Never did lyrant exercire more various cruelties: some of the poor creatures hin chased to death about the room; others he drove into the jaws of a blood-thirsty cat ; and, even in his greatest acts of mercy, either clipped the wings, or siled the tails, of his innocent captives. You will laugh, when I tell you I sympathized with every bird in its misfortunes; but I believe you will think me in the right for bewailing the child's unlucky humour. On the other hand, I am extremely pleased to see his younger brother carry an universal benevo. Hence towards every thing that has life. When he was between four and live years old, I caught him weeping over a beautiful butterfly, which he chanced to kill as he was playing with it; and I am informed that this morning he has given his brother three halfpence, which was his whole estate, to spare the life of a Tom. tit. These are at present the matters of greatest moment within my observation, and I know are too trifiing to be communicated to any but so wise a man as yourself, and from one who has the happiness to be

Your most faithful

and most obcdient servant.'


WHERE as the gentleman that behaved himself in a very disobedient and obstinate manner at his late trial

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