EPILOGUE TO THE COMEDY OF "THE SISTER."1 HAT? five long acts--and all to make W us wiser! Our authoress sure has wanted an Had she consulted me, she should have made Weli! since she thus has shown her want of skill, my cue: you. 10 The world's a masquerade! the masquers, you, you, [To Boxes, Pit, and Gallery. Lud! what a group the motley scene discloses ! False wits, false wives, false virgins, and false spouses! Statesmen with bridles on; and, close beside 'em, Patriots in party-coloured suits that ride 'em. 1 The Sister] A comedy by Mrs. Charlotte Lennox, 1769; taken from the authoress's own novel, Henrietta. It was performed only one night. The author of the Biographia Dramatica says that "this epilogue is the best that has appeared the last thirty years." There Hebes, turned of fifty, try once more 20 Miss, not yet full fifteen, with fire uncommon, Looking, as who should say, dam'me! who's afraid? [Mimicking. Strip but his vizor off, and sure I am If with a bribe his candour you attack, black! Yon critic, too—but whither do I run? If I proceed, our bard will be undone ! Well then a truce, since she requests it too : 31 40 EPILOGUE TO THE COMEDY OF "SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER." SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY IN THE CHARACTER OF MISS HARDCASTLE. MELL, having Stooped to Conquer with W success, And gained a husband without aid Still, as a barmaid, I could wish it too, 10 Next the scene shifts to town, and there she soars, 20 Even common-councilmen forget to eat. The Fourth Act shows her wedded to the 'squire, Swims round the room, the Heinel of Cheapside; "Till having lost in age the power to kill, She sits all night at cards, and ogles at Spadille. INTENDED EPILOGUE TO "SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER." Enter Mrs. Bulkley, who curtsies very low as beginning to speak. Then enter Miss Catley, who stands full before her, and curtsies to the audience. MRS. BULKLEY. OLD, Ma'am, your pardon. What's your business here? The Epilogue. MISS CATLEY. The two Epilogues which follow, written by Goldsmith for this same comedy, appear never to have been spoken. The Epilogue? MRS. BULKLEY. MISS CATLEY. Yes, the Epilogue, my dear. MRS. BULKLEY. Sure you mistake, Maʼam. The Epilogue? I bring it. MISS CATLEY. Excuse me, Ma'am. The author bid me sing it. RECITATIVE. Ye beaux and belles, that form this splendid ring, Suspend your conversation while I sing. MRS. BULKLEY. Why, sure the girl's beside herself! an Epilogue of singing? A hopeful end indeed to such a blest beginning. 10 Besides, a singer in a comic set!— Excuse me, Ma'am, I know the etiquette. |